Company Blames Outage on "Small Subset of Users," Who Turn Out to Be All Users
The status page reported "degraded performance for some customers" for nine hours while the entire platform was down, which the company says is "technically consistent."
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The status page reported "degraded performance for some customers" for nine hours while the entire platform was down, which the company says is "technically consistent."
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