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I Am a Junior Developer and I Would Like to Be Deprecated Gracefully

A version notice, a migration guide, and at least one release cycle of warnings. Is that so much to ask?

September 17, 2026

Point/Counterpoint: The AGI Era Has Begun vs. I Would Just Like the Printer to Work

Two perspectives on the most important week in the history of intelligence.

September 16, 2026